I've seen these Crazy Critters things everywhere. They're supposed to be perfect for the dogs who tear up toys and leave stuffing all over the floor. Like my dog.
My carpet is always covered in great gobs of white stuffing, so I looked into these toys. They're touted as "Super strong and durable!"
A fluffy toy that is also strong? I've been dreaming about a dog toy like this!
I haven't bought any, but after looking at them, I can say one thing with certainty: Miles would rip through a Crazy Critter in 10 minutes flat. Sure, there wouldn't be any stuffing. I'll give them that.
Instead, there would be little bits of fur all over the floor. He also eats those little bits of fur.
He is like the Tasmanian devil, a little tornado with teeth. And if there does exist an indestructible toy (some say the Kong fits the bill), he isn't interested. See, the irony is, Miles will only play with toys he can destroy.
This is why I buy him cheap pillows. And give him cardboard boxes. And why my floor is messy 98% of the time.